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Gronk!, whose name means 'the-rumbling-sound-of-earth-quake-that-preceeds-the-volcano-eruption' in your miserable human language, serves as the band's shaman and ancestor spirit medium. On Mondays, he believes he channels Steve Harris; on Tuesdays it's Geezer Butler, and on Wednesdays the will of Great Gzoroth, the Chaos Dragon, who foretells of the coming Domination. Gronk! plays bass guitar only with genuine, hand-crafted, dwarf-gut strings, because he believes anything else unsuitable to his brutal calling. The shaman uses his spiritual powers to level-up the band before battles and shows. He was once asked by the Grimp to re-animate Hulg, but the spell went...
Gronk!, whose name means 'the-rumbling-sound-of-earth-quake-that-preceeds-the-volcano-eruption' in your miserable human language, serves as the band's shaman and ancestor spirit medium. On Mondays, he believes he channels Steve Harris; on Tuesdays it's Geezer Butler, and on Wednesdays the will of Great Gzoroth, the Chaos Dragon, who foretells of the coming Domination. Gronk! plays bass guitar only with genuine, hand-crafted, dwarf-gut strings, because he believes anything else unsuitable to his brutal calling. The shaman uses his spiritual powers to level-up the band before battles and shows. He was once asked by the Grimp to re-animate Hulg, but the spell went horribly wrong and the zombie exploded. It took quite some time to reverse that critical failure. When not propitiating ancestor spirits, summoning things from Beyond (be it purposely or accidentally), or preaching the Domination, Gronk! likes to drop stuff from high places and watch it splat against the ground. In battle he wields a headsmans axe, a magic staff, and tricksy spirit spells.
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